Friday, July 10, 2009
Bedsheet Underworld
I ordered the copy of my book in a soft cover. I am feeling so happy about it, can't wait to see it. I am so proud about myself. Also today I've tried to iron print on a t-shirt for babies another of my project. I've ruined one t-shirt, suck the iron was broken and water was leaking from a steamer. But it's ok I'll buy another t-shirt and iron I don't think it's going to cost lots of money. Anyway...
Me washing two cats
Yesterday I've experienced bathing cats. How crazy is that. It's unbelievable, me washing cats. I've never done it before, I've never even heard about bathing cats, and yet I did it. It was amazing. I am so proud of myself. Everything was so smooth the cats didn't mind it at all. I am starting a new project dog walking and pet sitting I hope it will turn into real job. I've posted some adds on a craigslist and now all I've got to do is to wait for a phone calls from potential clients. That's how all this washing cats business started. I've got a call with unexpected request. I said that I can do it for twenty dollars per cat, we got an agreements. Although I didn't make forty dollars because I bought shampoo wich cost me fifteen, but anyway it's a good investment. So I've earned forty dollars in one hour thats nice. Later on I met my friend we spoke a little bit I told him everything, he was very happy for me and he thought an idea that I should do it proffesionaly. Keep your pussy clean would be a slogan for my company. Life is full of hilarious things.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Bedsheet Underworld Text of a book so you dear friend can read it and I hope enjoy it.
There is one place in this world full of wonder and magic, full of secrets and mystery. A place that is full of peace, happiness and beauty.
Perhaps every single person knows about this magnificent place, but maybe not everyone remembers its existence. This wonder world is called the "Bedsheet Underworld."
I believe most of you are very surprised. Let me tell you a wonderful story that happened to me.
Do you remember lying in the darkness of your bedroom, fearful of monsters that hide under the bed, in the closets, or in any other place? What did you do? I bet you hid under the bed sheet...
I did the same thing! Anytime I would meet a monster or anytime I would feel sad, I would jump into my bed, squeeze my body like a donut, and cover myself with the bed sheet. As soon as I would do that, I would get transported to the "Bedsheet Underworld," the world of peace and happiness.
Whenever I would travel to the "Bedsheet Underworld", I would feel great, like I was an astronaut up in space!
You ask me, "Don't you know that monsters don't really exist?" Well, there are a lot of monsters in the world, the thing is that they are very smart and they dress up in human costumes, so it's hard to recognize them.
There was a time when I was terrified of monsters. But everything was about to change: not only in my life, but also in the lives of all the people living in my city.
I remember it was a hard day: I had met five monsters that scared me so much that I got sick. My head hurt and my body was shaking.
As soon as I got home, I covered myself with the sheets, and traveled to the "Bedsheet Underworld".
The next morning I told my friend everything that had happened to me. "It's too bad that I can only travel to the "Bedsheet Underworld" in my bedroom. I wish I could go anytime,"I said. "Maybe you can," she answered.
I than decided to carry my bed sheet with me and see what happened.
Now I had a magic shield to block all the noise and bad energy!
I could travel far far away into a world of my dreams.
Soon I got so accustomed to my bed sheet that I took it out and wore it all the time.
It made me the happiest man in my city.
All my friends and family and even people I didn't know asked me why I wore a bed sheet. I told them all about my adventures in the "Bedsheet Underworld", of the wondrous magic that exists there.
I started to see people all around the city wearing bed sheets.
It made me so happy to see everybody rejoicing together. No one was scared anymore. Monsters began to disappear.
One day, I saw a monster riding towards me and I almost ran away. He called to me, "Wait! Would you like to go for a ride together?" I looked closer at him and saw that he also wore a bed sheet. I was so surprised. I asked him, "Have you also been to the Bedsheet Underworld?" He winked at me, and said, "Come on, let's have some fun!"
Perhaps every single person knows about this magnificent place, but maybe not everyone remembers its existence. This wonder world is called the "Bedsheet Underworld."
I believe most of you are very surprised. Let me tell you a wonderful story that happened to me.
Do you remember lying in the darkness of your bedroom, fearful of monsters that hide under the bed, in the closets, or in any other place? What did you do? I bet you hid under the bed sheet...
I did the same thing! Anytime I would meet a monster or anytime I would feel sad, I would jump into my bed, squeeze my body like a donut, and cover myself with the bed sheet. As soon as I would do that, I would get transported to the "Bedsheet Underworld," the world of peace and happiness.
Whenever I would travel to the "Bedsheet Underworld", I would feel great, like I was an astronaut up in space!
You ask me, "Don't you know that monsters don't really exist?" Well, there are a lot of monsters in the world, the thing is that they are very smart and they dress up in human costumes, so it's hard to recognize them.
There was a time when I was terrified of monsters. But everything was about to change: not only in my life, but also in the lives of all the people living in my city.
I remember it was a hard day: I had met five monsters that scared me so much that I got sick. My head hurt and my body was shaking.
As soon as I got home, I covered myself with the sheets, and traveled to the "Bedsheet Underworld".
The next morning I told my friend everything that had happened to me. "It's too bad that I can only travel to the "Bedsheet Underworld" in my bedroom. I wish I could go anytime,"I said. "Maybe you can," she answered.
I than decided to carry my bed sheet with me and see what happened.
Now I had a magic shield to block all the noise and bad energy!
I could travel far far away into a world of my dreams.
Soon I got so accustomed to my bed sheet that I took it out and wore it all the time.
It made me the happiest man in my city.
All my friends and family and even people I didn't know asked me why I wore a bed sheet. I told them all about my adventures in the "Bedsheet Underworld", of the wondrous magic that exists there.
I started to see people all around the city wearing bed sheets.
It made me so happy to see everybody rejoicing together. No one was scared anymore. Monsters began to disappear.
One day, I saw a monster riding towards me and I almost ran away. He called to me, "Wait! Would you like to go for a ride together?" I looked closer at him and saw that he also wore a bed sheet. I was so surprised. I asked him, "Have you also been to the Bedsheet Underworld?" He winked at me, and said, "Come on, let's have some fun!"
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Breaking Poing
I am left with 5 dollars only. Enough for coffee tomorrow or for beer tonight. I don't even know what I am going to eat, I don't have a job. It suck. It 's not for the first time. I've been without job and without money before. It's hard, but one thing I know for sure it's not going to last forever. I've posted adds all over East Village, but some fuckers took tmem out. Poop.
Monday, July 6, 2009
REASON
Hooray I finally have a blog. I've wanted it for very long time I don't know exactly why but now when I have it it feels so exiting. It's like a diary but a thousand times better I can talk to the world and share all my experience, share all my thoughts, and maybe someday , somewhere somebody will read it. What will they think. Imagine this blog can last for the rest of my days, and even after. I will grow and grow and write and share everything I want including my art which is the most incredible part of having a blog. And then when die after thousands of years well in thousands years anything can happen but just to thin k that this project will last my entire life makes me frightened. Now I am 23 and I've lived already so much. I've started my own way early when I was 19 and just moved to US on my own without my family. I wish I could have this blog back than, so I could travel back in time to see how everything has changed from that time. Everything had changed a lot and everything will change even more. I always like to think what is going to be like in millions of years. I chose my name for a blog not by an accident but by my way of living. First of all I am a complete dream weaver I live in fantasy world that I've created around myself and I never come out of my bubble my color is pink because I truly believe that pink is the color of a dream and not just a dream but new totally revolutionary dream that fly around like a crazy punk bird and never stops and nothing will stop that bird not this time. This time everyday reality meets new reality of dream world. The word destroyer came from my luck it's not written in an aggresive way but more in a passive. It just everything in everyday reality collapses when it meets my luck. It's 2:20am in New York City I've got to take some rest.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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